how to make porkchops:
step 1: assemble the necessary ingredients
step 2: porkchops!
how to make kabobs:
step 1: form the nuggets on the stick and cook
step 2: spend an hour tediously removing nuggets from stick using a dremel with a metal sawing blade and 60 grit sanding bands. mental note: kabobs will stick fast to brass! next time assemble kabobs as single pieces instead.
i'll stick with porkchops for my next party. porkchops make fabulous porkchop sandwiches. (yes, you can say it now) PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!